It gets better.

This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

• Yo: How are you this evening?
• Yo: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
• Yo: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
• Yo: Wait, you're gay?
• Yo: Yeah. . . ?
• Yo: That's a shame.
• Yo: Why?
• Yo: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
• Yo: Why is it a shame?
• Yo: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
• Yo: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
• Yo: It's offensive!
• Yo: But how does it affect you?
• Yo: What?
• Yo: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
• Yo: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
• Yo: . . . Wow, thank you.
• Yo: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.