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my mom was using my laptop and she calls me down and says “i’m not going to click on it but that is kind of disturbing for me to see”

little did she know that had she clicked on it she would have been subjected to my comedic genius

god damn i’m funny

Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic

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most importantly, find peace within yourself

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shielamarie:

The Shooting

thegirlincendio:

The tragic shooting in Colorado shook us all wide awake and reminded us of our mortality. It brought sadness and fear, disgust and outrage. James Holmes’s name has been heard on various news outlets and talk shows. He trended on Twitter for…

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Apology accepted, trust denied.

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.

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R.I.P. Those who died in Colorado

Jessica Ghawi, 24
Veronica Moser-Sullivan, 6
John Larimer, 27
Jesse Childress, 29
Alexander Boik, 18
Jonathan Blunk, 26
Rebecca Wingo, 32
Alex Sullivan, 27
Gordon Cowden, 51
Micayla Medek, 23
Alexander Teves, 24
Matthew McQuinn, 27

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

A compliment

A story

Why you follow me

If you met me what would you do

A cute message

One thing you want to tell me

One thing you want to know about me

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“Forgive yourself for not being at peace. The moment you completely accept your non-peace, your non-peace is transmuted into peace. Anything you accept fully will get you there, will take you into peace. This is the miracle of surrender.” —Eckhart Tolle (via nirvikalpa)

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People talk way too much

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