June 2012
“Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and...”
– Susan Cain, Quiet (via ifyousingthislullaby)
People keep telling me that eventually, the "right... →
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Bless the moment you realize that life isn’t about how things could’ve been, but how things are now.
When I eat too much. →
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I don't want to get attached to anyone any more.
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OH MY GOD
My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
Me and my friends talking about sex and the topic of fingering came up.
Friend: so back in middle school, I played the flute.
Me: okay.
Friend: I would blow into it and it was out of tune; I was really bad at it, so my teacher would call me out on it.
His teacher: you need to work on your fingering!
Me: lolololol oh no.
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